Alright, Future Rockstar — pull up a chair and lend ol’ JT your eyeballs.
You’ve got two options in life:

1. Pay top dollar for the bland trainer at your local gym — the dude who still thinks ketchup is spicy.
    
2. Or work with the handsomest, quirkiest, taco-loving coach around (hi, that’s me).
    

You choose.

• Custom-built training plan based on your goals, equipment, schedule, and limitations
   
• Daily workouts you open and immediately know what’s on deck
   
• Joint-friendly strength work that helps you move better, not fall apart
   
• Simple nutrition habits you can actually follow (yes, tacos still qualify as food)
   
• Weekly check-ins & feedback so you're never lost
   
• Real coaching — not copy-paste nonsense
   
• Occasional memes because fitness should also be fun
   

You tell me your goals, history, equipment, injuries, schedule, energy levels, and whether or not burpees make you cry.
I take it all in.

I design a program that makes sense for your body and your life — not someone else’s.
Strength, mobility, conditioning, habits… all laid out clearly.

You show up.
I coach, adjust, rework, and support you as life happens.
Your plan grows with you — not against you.

This coaching is perfect if…

• You feel stiff, slow, or older than you should
   
• Your joints send you daily complaint emails
   
• You’ve tried programs before and felt lost or overwhelmed
   
• You want strength and mobility — minus the bro culture
   
• You’re busy, human, and don’t have 2 hours a day to train
   
• You want real progress without wrecking your body
   

This is not for you if you want:
❌ crash diets
❌ extreme “no pain, no gain” nonsense
❌ 6- or 8-week transformations — and let’s be honest, you’re probably here because you just did one of those… maybe even one from me.

It’s cool. I'm still here to fix it.

I pinky-promise:
If you put in the work, I’ll get you where you want to be — or you get your money back.

No drama. No weird fine print.
Just results, clarity, and maybe one or two jokes to distract you during split squats.

Whatcha waiting for?
Fill out the form below and let’s build the body that future-you will brag about.